First Attack on Ice!

Once upon a time there was a mean, nasty Ice! member called mccb with a great big Town Hall with nothing in it.

With 5k archers and 650 ballistae he plundered porsche's seven cities. scouting report: Click here (expires Sept 4 14:00 server time)
AT: 10k, Trap: 100, Abatis: 500, Gates Closed (Archer 5k, Ballistae 650) Archery 9, MT 9, IW 8, Med 6, Eng 7
One day Nova decided to teach him a lesson, and sent him a gift box of 180k assorted troops, headed by a fellow named Valentine.
Battle report: Click here (expires Sept 4 14:00 server time)
Poor mccb was left without any archer towers.

Shortly thereafter, Valentine's sister Jocelyn joined in the fun with some of her friends.
Battle report: Click here (expires Sept 4 14:00 server time)
After this, poor mccb had no traps left either....

Although mccb's Archer Towers and Abatis had inflicted a terrible toll on Nova Archers and Horses, luckily they had Penicillin, and after the doctors had done their work, of the 25k casualties, only 9000 couldn't be saved, and all the horses who died from their wounds went to horsey heaven, where toffee apples grow on trees and people carrying bridles and bits spontaneously combust .

Not one of mccb's friends came to his aid, and within an hour he turned tail and fled, transporting his whole city to somewhere in Ice!-Land and out of the beautiful countryside of Moravia, which thus smelt much better....
And that's the end of the story.