FG - Rest assured you definitely look like no dork
I've/b] ever seen.
But what are you [b]eating?
Either that's a huge bag of potato chips or you're the size of Deep Roy the Oompa Loompa in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory sitting on miniature furniture.
And if that is a disproportionate bag of potato chips you have no right being the size you are
Then again you're 20. Probably don't even get hangovers yet.
You just wait mate. you just wait......